With only one year left of high school, 17-year-old Cliff is desperate to find a girlfriend and "come of age." But he's never had much luck with girls. When he falls for Jillian, at first sight, all he can do is worship her from afar. At the same time, Cliff has to figure out what to do with the rest of his life, since he's pretty sure his unemployed father plans to kick him out of the house the minute he turns eighteen. Time is running out. 14+ A powerful and hilarious coming-of-age novel.